【美帝键盘侠】美球迷热议荒岛余生选三球员:沙克、詹皇和库里?
Your plane crashes and you are stranded on an island with 1 guard, 1 forward, and 1 center. Who do you choose?
脑洞大开!假如乘坐飞机的你在浩瀚的海洋上遭遇坠机、和三名球员(含退役)被困荒岛,三人要求是一后卫、一前锋、一中锋,你会选择哪三人?
凯尔特人球迷desmedt24:Shaq, Lebron, and Steph Curry.Because people would actually look for us.
沙克、勒布朗和斯蒂芬-库里。因为人们真的会搜救我们!
无主队球迷Escopeta88:Shaq will eat all your food though
然而沙克会吃完你所有的食物...
湖人球迷310BrownGuy:Not if you eat him first.
除非你先把他吃了。
火箭球迷MikeMania:I would replace Shaq with Yao for that Asian market.
考虑到亚洲市场,我会用大姚来换沙克。
快船球迷GothamRoyalty:Kobe*
科比(Kobe=日本神户牛排)
马刺球迷blue_horse_shoe:for the Japanese beef market
为了日本的牛排市场!
森林狼球迷NebuchadnezzarJack:I'd probabky pick Dirk too. Chinese man power+ German efficiency+ American outrage = being found quickly.
我可能还会选择德克。中国的人力+德国的效率+美式暴力=很快被找到。
鹈鹕球迷1ManArmyGohan:
Guard: Skyler Diggins
Forward: Swin Cash
Center: Natalie Achonwa
后卫:斯凯勒-迪金斯
前锋:斯温-凯什
中锋:纳塔莉-亚琼亚
小编注:三人均是WNBA球员...@宿命
湖人球迷310BrownGuy:My man.
人才啊!
国王球迷JordanFarmarsEars:
Guard: IT. Fits in small spaces. Can probably climb. Small. Needs less sustenance.
Forward: Kevin Durant. Length for reaching things. Agile. Hunter. Skinny. Needs less sustenance.
Center: Amir Johnson. Strong. Fighting skills. The brute for our group.
后卫:以赛亚-托马斯——不占空间、能攀爬、个子小,需要的食物少
前锋:凯文-杜兰特——身高臂长能摘取东西、灵活、能狩猎、瘦,需要的食物少
中锋:阿米尔-约翰逊——强壮、有格斗技巧、组内野兽
无主队球迷monstroCT:Amir is also skinny, needs less sustenance
阿米尔同样很瘦,需要的食物少
湖人球迷Mattrix2:That Brandon Ingram pick looking good now.
这么说的话,我湖的英格拉姆看起来是个好选择啊!
无主队球迷rzpieces:If you need a fighter you should get James Johnson as your forward, and then say Porzingis as your center to fill KD's role of lanky, agile, skinny guy. Needs less sustenance
如果你想找个打手,你应该选詹姆斯-约翰逊作为前锋,然后选波尔津吉斯作为中锋,也能满足你瘦长、灵活、皮包骨的要求,需要的食物少...
开拓者球迷_Quetzalcoatlus_:KD could also be used as a spear if necessary.
必要的话,KD可以被当做长矛来用...
马刺球迷motivatedtech:
Center- Manute Bol he's use to not eating
Forward- Tim Duncan Hard worker with a brain and former elite swimmer
Guard- Earl Boykins Doesn't need much food but is strong
中锋:马努特-波尔——他不吃东西
前锋:蒂姆-邓肯——聪明且勤奋、前游泳健将
后卫:厄尔-博伊金斯——强壮但不需要太多食物
凯尔特人球迷eceuiuc:You're going to rely on a dead guy?
你确定要依靠一个已经逝去的人?(波尔在2010年6月20日因病去世)
快船球迷deepwebteddy:
center: boogie (just really want him out of sacramento)
forward: larry bird (smart, can probably farm)
guard: delly (real fucking scrapper, will outhustle crabs for shells and shit)
中锋:表妹——只是想让他离开萨克拉门托
前锋:拉里-伯德——聪明,可能会种田
后卫:德拉维多瓦——斗士,能帮我们把蟹壳和便便弄干净
无主队球迷larrylegend_011:
Guard- Steve Nash- he would be willing to share anything he found.
Forward- LeBron James- he could do the hunting.
Center- Shaq- he would entertain us.
后卫:史蒂夫-纳什——他会和我们分享他找到的任何东西
前锋:勒布朗-詹姆斯——他来担任狩猎重任
中锋:沙克——负责娱乐
公牛球迷Mughki:That's a lot to feed for just entertainment.
要娱乐就要给他吃很多东西...
猛龙球迷SuchIsTheLifeOfDave:Shaq and Nash? All you'll get from shaq is complaining about losing out the MVP twice from Nash.
沙克和纳什?你能从沙克嘴里听到的,只能是他两次被纳什“夺走”MVP的抱怨...
(Gankson)
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